*poke*

pleatedjeans:

via

keirajpg:

Bacon machine

(Source: mastodonstorm)

motherjones:

Via

(Source: butttown)

best shit ever :D

nickdouglas:

chainsawsuit by kris straub - butt shazam via Cole, who says “A beautiful mind.”

topherchris:

Love this movie.

And so can you!

dvnrscsy:

hahahahah oh my god

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This is a cool blog to follow

(Source: thefuuuucomics)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Dirt Block (Minecraft cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz french vanilla Kahlua
1 1/2 oz amaretto
Around 3 oz chocolate milk
Oreo cookie crumbs

Directions: Mix ingredients in a rocks glass over crushed ice.  Premade chocolate milk is fine, or you can be fancy and make your own with milk and chocolate syrup.  Sprinkle the top with Oreo or other chocolate cookie crumbs.  

Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Cake (Minecraft shot)

Ingredients:
3/4 oz UV Cake Vodka
3/4 oz cream
Dash of red sprinkles

Directions: Mix ingredients in a shot glass.  Add a dash of red sprinkles to the top.

Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.